A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliff shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

Do people literally have to sell their souls for Nerd HQ Conversation tickets? MAZE RUNNER TICKETS WERE WITHIN MY GRASP AND THEN THEY WERE GONE.


who else shows up at the scene of brutal murders?

who knew exactly how to deal with meredith?

who’s seemingly unfazed by the supernatural?

who has an obvious connection with lydia?

jordan, the banshee, probably.


Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning